School might be out for summer, but B.A.L.L.S. Academy is now in session! Our curriculum includes raunchy sex comedies, teen movies, sexploitation, coming-of-age dramas, character salutes, trivia and just about everything in between with multiple updates each and every week. The opening round of reviews feature five flicks we’ve deemed essential, plus one that hangs nice and low with the big boys. So break out your spirit of choice, to hell with the mix and prepare to be schooled in the arts of chasing broads, raising hell, defying authority, and just livin’ life. June 8, 2011... B.A.L.L.S. drops!
Thursday, January 17, 2013
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School might be out for summer, but B.A.L.L.S. Academy is now in session! Our curriculum includes raunchy sex comedies, teen movies, sexploitation, coming-of-age dramas, character salutes, trivia and just about everything in between with multiple updates each and every week. The opening round of reviews feature five flicks we’ve deemed essential, plus one that hangs nice and low with the big boys. So break out your spirit of choice, to hell with the mix and prepare to be schooled in the arts of chasing broads, raising hell, defying authority, and just livin’ life. June 8, 2011... B.A.L.L.S. drops!
The Endless Summer (1966)
“Many surfers ride summer and winter, but the ultimate thing for most of us would be to have an endless summer; the warm water and waves without the summer crowds of California. The only way to do this is by travelling around the world, following the summer seasons as it moves around the world.”
Bachelor Party (1984)
"Let's have a bachelor party with chicks and guns and fire trucks and hookers and drugs and booze!”
"Yeah! Yeah yeah! All the things that make life worth living for!"
"Yeah! Yeah yeah! All the things that make life worth living for!"
The Story:
When party animal Rick Gassko (Tom Hanks) does the unthinkable by getting engaged to his girlfriend Debbie (Tawny Kitaen), his buddies (led by ringleader Adrian Zmed) respond the only way they know how: by planning the wildest bachelor party ever. Debbie makes Rick promise that things won’t get too crazy, which is a good idea since her dad (George Grizzard) hates him. In fact, he hates him so much that he hires Debbie’s sleazebag ex-boyfriend (Robert Prescott) to ruin the boys’ night out.
Malibu High (1979)
"Look mom, I'm 18 years old and I can do whatever I want!”
The Story:
High school senior Kim (Jill Lansing) is a total flunkie who is in danger of failing all of her classes and not graduating. She also just got dumped by her boyfriend for the town’s snobby little rich girl. These problems aren’t going to solve themselves, so she decides to improve her lot in life by seducing her teachers for better grades; before she knows it, she’s screwing her way to the top of her class. A naughty schoolgirl by day, she even starts taking customers on the side by becoming a working girl to make some money of her own!
Sunday, October 14, 2012
Private Resort (1985)
“Hey, you guys got any protection?”
"Yeah, is this enough?"
"Yeah...for now."
"Yeah, is this enough?"
"Yeah...for now."
The Story:
Jack and Ben (Johnny Depp and Rob Morrow) are a couple of normal (read: horny) guys who are spending the weekend at a swanky resort. Soon after they arrive, they’re on the hunt, seemingly falling in love with every girl’s body that they see. Meanwhile, a jewel thief (Hector Elizondo) is on the hunt for a valuable diamond that just happens to be owned by the grandmother of one of Jack’s conquests. Paths cross and one screwball antic leads to another, and the two guys might not only lose the girls, but their lives as well!
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